|SHE HAS A CHAINSAW RUN|
.: Poor unfortunate Canadians :.Once upon a time there was a boy named Cole..: Poor unfortunate Canadians :. by JStar19000
He was eating a special stew that his best friend Justin made for him.
The stew was so delicious, in fact, that Cole slurped bowl after bowl of it down.
With every bowl, Justin's giggles grew louder and louder.
Cole ignored it for the first few times, but it got so loud, he had enough.
"Alright, what did you do to it!?" Cole exclaimed.
Justin filled up Cole's bowl once more and set it in front of Cole.
He then leaned into Cole's ear, and whispered,
"That stuff is squirrel meat."
Cole then vomited into his full bowl, making it overflow.
Justin laughed hysterically as Cole tried to control his stomach acids.
Cole wanted go home and sleep, but Justin insisted he would stay.
Justin then talked about friends in pornography.
Cole didn't like to see his friends in pornography.
Cole then questioned his sexuality.
Cole was confused and upset; Justin tried to comfort him.
"Shhh," Justin purred. "We're all in denial when it comes to friends in pornogra
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